"Little Mermaid Diary"- Entry: July 1991 and 1/2

My Birthday will come tomorrow, but I dont think im going to have too much fun. Everyone is here, and its too loud. Ahsan and I just had a fight and I think im going to write a will. Because when I die, and dont leave him my tape-recorder and cassettes, he will cry like a girl and baba will kill him.

My Will:
1. I will leave this Little Mermaid Diary and my magic wand to Mom.
2. I will leave my My little ponies to Dad, because he likes horses.
3. I will leave my Roald Dahl book and my Enid Blyton books to Salman, because he wants to write a book someday.
4. I will leave the Hershey's kisses in the freezer to Baba Faiz, because no one gives him chocolates and he cooks food all the time for everyone.
5. I will leave my purple, shiny, sweater to Fatima, because she wears ugly colours.
6. I will leave my make-up to Amna, because she likes make up.
7. I will leave my cartoon collection to Ami and Daddy (grandparents) because they never laugh.
8. I will leave my drawings and paints to Afshi Phoopho because she never draws, and is always angry, drawing helps.
9. I will leave my Rainbow Bright stuft toys for Wajeeha and Hamza, as they are the youngest cousins and never get anything, and they can fight over them.
10. I leave my coke bottle in the fridge to me, as I will drink it when I go to heaven.

(Atleast I was alwats consistent!)