Deliverance day

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!(perverts)
FINALLY the day comes, I can have coke today, and have it I shall.
We have decided henceforth that one week is a long long time. And its been one week since you looked at me, opened up and said that you saw me.
Opening sequence, alarm bell wakes me up much in its original splendour to have cell phone blaring "Dont stand so close to me" first thing in the morning. Switch off cell phone, brush teeth with colgate (we have decided Crest is out of our league, you cant win em all), go downstairs to iron clothes and there it is breakfast....black, sinful, carbonated copulation.
Yes! I feel my sage-dom reprieve vanish, no abstination today, no derivatives, no one-night stand diet coke substitutes. Today is a real day.
And I am a real girl, no wooden legs. No wooden heart.