Back again!
Am still awaiting stupendous dose of intellectualism to hit- but so far no such luck. My "after-self" is as inane as my fore-self. So much for new-years and new beginnings!
Although we HAVE been carrying on scintillating conversations with Doctor 'Who" and Mrs "What the--" and somewhere between "nowhere" and "anyhow" i'm thunk-ing that we shall manage quite well with this new "solsctice"...How's that for new age?!
Although considering we dont know any dates for the actual solsctices- the bullshit bravado is endearing...atleast we like to thunk so.
Note to to After-self: We have decided to use "thunk" full-time instead of "think" cause we always do it in past tense and "thought" is just too pretentious.
Second after-note to after-self: Am speaking in "third" person to formally acknowledge and accomodate my "hyde", poor thing never gets any credit and has recently started to act up. have three "fresh" strategically placed zits on my face to prove it.
Am solemnly contemplating the decline of the human race- and am therefore thunking we should switch from writing as a career and aim for a PhD in "Reverse Darwinism'.
my name huh?
ReplyDeletewell i would play the strong silent type... if I hadn't blabbered so much already
its Rohinton
same ridiculous spelling as in my profile
and just to show you what happens to foolish mortals who dare to utter or make me utter (how lazy can you get) my name, I've added you on orkut, msn and inter-galactic walkie-talkie
last but not least - the nowords
cheeboard - what you get when you spill coffee on the keyboard or the cat finds a new litter box
craps-lock - mythical keyboard button that prevents you making an online fool of yourself (yes I've alredy ordered one)
webscam - a word for webcam adjusted for people who are to dumb to know they are on one
p.s. based on today's selection no prizes for guessing at my profession - my name is Rohinton and I am a geek
all right all right
ReplyDeletein the interests of peace - here are today's ghords
poopermint tea - lets call it what it tastes like
transbian - a boy whos had the courage to go snip-snip but still likes the girls
tablestoonis - bugs and daffy playing ping pong(that one's for you malang)
haven't found any menials of any interest yet - tho arssical should have thrilled a lot of brits
yes i have made a (small) concession - the possibility of arm wrestling being ruled out
ReplyDeletehere are today's ghords
darwhinian - the prattlings of all those idiots who can't accept the simple fact of evolution
deprovements - the only word to describe all this good damn road work in Mumbai
sandwhich - the eternal dilemma of those who can't decide just what to put between two slices of bread