Friday, December 01, 2006

Second base

What are the odds!
I find myself plagued by one of my deepest fears realised.
A lump.

So off to the hospital it is, for a mammogram, which by all definitions is an uncomfortable experience. Checked and cleared off all C-charges, my sigh of relief follows more along the lines of the gale that huffed and puffed the little piggies' house down.

"Nothing more than a pulled muscle".
Now to investigate how the hell I could have pulled a muscle in my breast!

But that comes later.

First I have to get over the fact that the first dude to get past second base with me was a doctor whose name I cant remember and whose face I wish i didn't.

1 comment:

  1. first glad to know you're all right
    secondly I know the breast thing would be not to fall into the booby trap of stupid puns about a sensitive topic, but you know what a boob I am

    keep well Malang
    and ghordope once in a while, keeps the muscles in tone (sorry sorry heh)

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