Well, apparently I have been tapped, by the one chain letter I cannot possibly ignore.Here’s to the iPod Shuffle, and no that is not an oxymoron.
The Rules Goeth Thus: a) To be putting your player on shuffle. b) For each question, to be pressing the next button to get your answer. c) You must write the name of the song no matter what. Ergo there is no cheating, Bah!
1.IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY?” YOU SAY?
‘Dance Ballerina Dance’… Nat King Cole (Makes for a perfect response, I tell you)
2.WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
‘Travellin’ Through’… Dolly Parton (I’m a puzzle I must figure out… )
3.WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
‘By the River Dark’ … Leonard Cohen (Trust that to be a creepy, ominous prophetical, pathetical mess from the get go!)
4.HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
‘Roll another Joint’ … Tom Petty (Its bloody genius, the iPod! Prophetic, No … Sheeriously!)
5.WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF YOUR LIFE?
‘Circle Game’ … Joni Mitchell (And the seasons they go round and round and the painted ponies go up and down, we’re captive on a carousel of time. We can’t return we can only look behind from where we came, and go round and round and round in the circle game…)
6.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
The Rules Goeth Thus: a) To be putting your player on shuffle. b) For each question, to be pressing the next button to get your answer. c) You must write the name of the song no matter what. Ergo there is no cheating, Bah!
1.IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY?” YOU SAY?
‘Dance Ballerina Dance’… Nat King Cole (Makes for a perfect response, I tell you)
2.WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
‘Travellin’ Through’… Dolly Parton (I’m a puzzle I must figure out… )
3.WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
‘By the River Dark’ … Leonard Cohen (Trust that to be a creepy, ominous prophetical, pathetical mess from the get go!)
4.HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
‘Roll another Joint’ … Tom Petty (Its bloody genius, the iPod! Prophetic, No … Sheeriously!)
5.WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF YOUR LIFE?
‘Circle Game’ … Joni Mitchell (And the seasons they go round and round and the painted ponies go up and down, we’re captive on a carousel of time. We can’t return we can only look behind from where we came, and go round and round and round in the circle game…)
6.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
‘The Loony Toons Theme’ (That’s all Folks!)
7.WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
‘Hello, I Love you’ … The Doors (Aww…shucks!)
8.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
‘Bring it on Home to Me’ … Sam Cooke (Mayhaps, mayhaps indeed…)
9.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
7.WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
‘Hello, I Love you’ … The Doors (Aww…shucks!)
8.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
‘Bring it on Home to Me’ … Sam Cooke (Mayhaps, mayhaps indeed…)
9.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
‘I’m Changing the Words’ … The Louvin Brothers (No kidding, words are my wonder)
10.WHAT IS 2+2?
‘Dance of the Infidels’ … Bud Powel (No Shit Sherlock, that goes for ALL kinds of math for you)
11.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
‘Khilona Jan Kar’ … Rafi (Umm morbid much, or is that an omen? I’m ignoring this one. As if an iPod is any kind of judge of character anyway. I mean, that’s just mean)
12.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
‘We Don’t Stand a Chance’ … Barbara Streisand (Hahaha, Enough Said! Its raining its pouring my love life is boring)
13.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
'Let Love In'... Goo Goo Dolls (...)
14.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
‘Honest Lullaby’… Joan Baez ( … And they slept at home resentfully covered in their dreams. Forfeiting my A’s for zero’s, future’s unforeseen)
15.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
‘Wouldn’t it be Lovely?’… Audrey Hepburn (Yup, wouldn’t it? Because all I DO want is a room somewhere far away from the cold night air with one enormous chair, lots of chocolate, warm face, warm hands, warm feet and sitting absaBLOOMALUTELY Still!)
16.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
10.WHAT IS 2+2?
‘Dance of the Infidels’ … Bud Powel (No Shit Sherlock, that goes for ALL kinds of math for you)
11.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
‘Khilona Jan Kar’ … Rafi (Umm morbid much, or is that an omen? I’m ignoring this one. As if an iPod is any kind of judge of character anyway. I mean, that’s just mean)
12.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
‘We Don’t Stand a Chance’ … Barbara Streisand (Hahaha, Enough Said! Its raining its pouring my love life is boring)
13.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
'Let Love In'... Goo Goo Dolls (...)
14.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
‘Honest Lullaby’… Joan Baez ( … And they slept at home resentfully covered in their dreams. Forfeiting my A’s for zero’s, future’s unforeseen)
15.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
‘Wouldn’t it be Lovely?’… Audrey Hepburn (Yup, wouldn’t it? Because all I DO want is a room somewhere far away from the cold night air with one enormous chair, lots of chocolate, warm face, warm hands, warm feet and sitting absaBLOOMALUTELY Still!)
16.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
‘You Cant Always Get What You Want’ … Rolling Stones (Oh Har-Dee-Bloody-Har Har!!)
17.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
‘Shall we Dance’ … The King and I (Oh Hoopiliciousness all round! 1-2-3 And!)
18.WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
‘Bye Bye Love’ … Simon and Garfunkel (I’m not complaining, there are worse ways to go, “Ta!” to y’all too)
19.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
‘Kung Fu Fighting’ …The Village People (Don’t I wish!)
20.WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
‘Queen Jane Approximately’ … Bob Dylan (And your Father to your sister, he explains…That you’re tired of yourself and all of your creations)
21.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
‘All the Madmen’… David Bowie (Sheeshdomness this is too perfect! Because I’d rather be here with the mad men than all the sad men roaming free)
....Apparently I am not at liberty to exempt anyone who reads this as being tagged to do the same. Otherwise the wrath of the Music Muse shall be upon all your selves. Tune-less-ness shall be thy curse.I’m taking the last one back, ‘Tune-less-ness’ sounds like a worse curse (Alleged ‘tune-less-ness’ injected for dramatic effect) than Death.
17.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
‘Shall we Dance’ … The King and I (Oh Hoopiliciousness all round! 1-2-3 And!)
18.WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
‘Bye Bye Love’ … Simon and Garfunkel (I’m not complaining, there are worse ways to go, “Ta!” to y’all too)
19.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
‘Kung Fu Fighting’ …The Village People (Don’t I wish!)
20.WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
‘Queen Jane Approximately’ … Bob Dylan (And your Father to your sister, he explains…That you’re tired of yourself and all of your creations)
21.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
‘All the Madmen’… David Bowie (Sheeshdomness this is too perfect! Because I’d rather be here with the mad men than all the sad men roaming free)
....Apparently I am not at liberty to exempt anyone who reads this as being tagged to do the same. Otherwise the wrath of the Music Muse shall be upon all your selves. Tune-less-ness shall be thy curse.I’m taking the last one back, ‘Tune-less-ness’ sounds like a worse curse (Alleged ‘tune-less-ness’ injected for dramatic effect) than Death.
It WAS fun,nahi?
ReplyDeleteIt's bloody prophetic,nahi?
I use nahi a bit too much,nahi?