Its oddly disconcerting, how I could ignore for so long that one of the most beautiful things in the world is bread. I always figured it was coke and literature and my perverse, masochistic notion of love.... but nope, its bread.
A week and a half into Atkins and nine pounds lighter there is nothing I miss more than the all-encompassing absence of bread. Glorious, sublime, sweet, oh-so-sweet bread. Yesterday, my masochism drove me to tune into BBC food for a good two hours, I watched the French Lady bake her majestic Blueberry Pie. I sat and watched in acute agony as she bathed it in peach sauce. I am in awe of my hitherto un-discovered inner strength. I have battled emotional demons-a-many, but this... THIS is my Everest.
Being weaned off of Bread.
I'd much rather be in rehab for meth.
A week and a half into Atkins and nine pounds lighter there is nothing I miss more than the all-encompassing absence of bread. Glorious, sublime, sweet, oh-so-sweet bread. Yesterday, my masochism drove me to tune into BBC food for a good two hours, I watched the French Lady bake her majestic Blueberry Pie. I sat and watched in acute agony as she bathed it in peach sauce. I am in awe of my hitherto un-discovered inner strength. I have battled emotional demons-a-many, but this... THIS is my Everest.
Being weaned off of Bread.
I'd much rather be in rehab for meth.
Don't tell me you are dieting.
ReplyDeleteYou will lose weight yes. But you will lose muscemass also. When your diet is over you will gain the fat again and have a lover metabolic rate. Thus you will gain even more weight eating the same amount!
Don't buy into the hype.
There is no magic. It is about burning calories, and slightly reducing intake of calories. Slightly, because you do not want to send your body into stavation mode ( it will burn fat absolutly last, but muscles first, bad idea ). I also advice you to lift weights ( you will not get huge ... just healthy looking ).
Please stop this atkins nonsence you will get thinner, but you will allso look like Gollum ( not with that all essential healthy glow ;) ).
hai hai! i can't live without bread...stop this nonsense at ONCE! EAT BREAD! IS A HALF-LIFE ELSE!
ReplyDelete...what about cake? heeehee
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