Jaded, Juxtaposed and Juvenile Malang reporting from Catechism Capital : Void of Maladjustment.
To,
Your Inexplicable, Undefined, Unbound Highest Entity, Universal Source of Knowledge and All Things Oh-So Great and Dandy.
Sir,
The many-me's of I, have hereby decided to undertake a mammoth new project, entitled Project: Contentment. With your permission we would like to make slight alterations in our daily regiment of pop-psychology deferrals, pseudo-smartassness and recind our monastic oath sponsoring our allegedly-illegal taps into your monopoly of thought.
This new resolution has been precipitated by our innate social and psychological complex to avoid homosociality and repent for our sins against the Gods of Antiquity. We are fully geared to partake of the Primrose Path of Dalliance (also stand in line) and be mellow and charming to cement our status as members of this race that 'they' call human, as per your permission. We - in our sincere efforts to prove our dedication to this cause - are willing to cut the proverbial Umbilical chord linking us to sage-old principles of Tolerance, Felicity, Individuality, Creativity and Freedom of Choice, Thought and Action.
Forgive us Father & Eschatological Compadre's for we have not sinned against the nature and nurture you have bestowed upon us and ask your express indulgence to do so hence forth.
In order to accomplish this, we have come to the cataclysmic conclusion that we must partake of that most-dreaded social lubricant. We, in all our senseless senses and thoughtless thinking, shall be joining three homosapiens for Tea this afternoon at 2:35 pm.
May you pardon our perjury,
Signed:
Ontological Misdeed Management Program
Experiment#43653764538475683765
Tag:Maria Amir
Planet: Earth
To,
Your Inexplicable, Undefined, Unbound Highest Entity, Universal Source of Knowledge and All Things Oh-So Great and Dandy.
Sir,
The many-me's of I, have hereby decided to undertake a mammoth new project, entitled Project: Contentment. With your permission we would like to make slight alterations in our daily regiment of pop-psychology deferrals, pseudo-smartassness and recind our monastic oath sponsoring our allegedly-illegal taps into your monopoly of thought.
This new resolution has been precipitated by our innate social and psychological complex to avoid homosociality and repent for our sins against the Gods of Antiquity. We are fully geared to partake of the Primrose Path of Dalliance (also stand in line) and be mellow and charming to cement our status as members of this race that 'they' call human, as per your permission. We - in our sincere efforts to prove our dedication to this cause - are willing to cut the proverbial Umbilical chord linking us to sage-old principles of Tolerance, Felicity, Individuality, Creativity and Freedom of Choice, Thought and Action.
Forgive us Father & Eschatological Compadre's for we have not sinned against the nature and nurture you have bestowed upon us and ask your express indulgence to do so hence forth.
In order to accomplish this, we have come to the cataclysmic conclusion that we must partake of that most-dreaded social lubricant. We, in all our senseless senses and thoughtless thinking, shall be joining three homosapiens for Tea this afternoon at 2:35 pm.
May you pardon our perjury,
Signed:
Ontological Misdeed Management Program
Experiment#43653764538475683765
Tag:Maria Amir
Planet: Earth
well mis-spoken your malangificince
ReplyDeleteand in honour of that (note me a tady rusty as well)
On Collaboration between alleged foes:
weeping with the enemy - non-comradely commiserations
friendly-ire - rhetoric in not all of its seriousness
cross-border pairism - the love that dare not speak its name across the electrified fence
enamity (en-amity) - the world turns on an alphabet
foesy - verse written in praise of the foe